Jade Eggs

These jade eggs are a great decoration for your home.  In a bowl piled up or in a mini sand garden they'd be an interesting conversation starter.

Please don't shove these in your genitals for a "healing effect".  I won't kink shame you.  Hell do what you want to do.  Just don't expect these to do anything for you.  And for your sake keep them clean if you do!  use a small wire brush to clean out that dental floss hole with some sort of friendly soap.  All kinds of nasties will build up in there!